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Post by Firefly on Dec 17, 2009 22:39:41 GMT -5
LOL GOTTA LUV THE BEE!!! ^_^ THAT'S HOW I'D REACT TOO!!!
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Post by elphie on Dec 17, 2009 23:40:07 GMT -5
Hey, I'd kiss a guy who brought me chocolate! In a deleted scene (deleted because it just didn't fit) I said that Sam brought her Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk. Totally justified kiss lol
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Post by Firefly on Dec 18, 2009 9:06:02 GMT -5
yup...i won't kiss anyone who brought me chocolate, haven't really kissed anyone, don't care to at this age, but i understand why u'd kiss 'em
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Post by elphie on Dec 18, 2009 17:20:38 GMT -5
I kissed my boyfriend (now ex) but he was a really bad kisser. nothing tender or lovey, just a peck on the lips. but then, when he broke up with me, i gave him a really hard kiss just to piss him off. then i said 'goodbye' and walked away. he was stunned.
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Post by Cloris on Dec 19, 2009 9:30:33 GMT -5
lol elphie...
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Post by Firefly on Dec 19, 2009 11:46:37 GMT -5
nice lol
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Post by elphie on Dec 19, 2009 12:51:01 GMT -5
it was epic. then the next week he said, "i thought about calling you." I looked at him like he was crazy and said, "if you call me, I will hit you so hard that your nose will come out your ass." yeah, he never tried to talk to me again.
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Post by Firefly on Dec 19, 2009 13:46:19 GMT -5
lol!!!!!!!!
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Post by elphie on Dec 19, 2009 13:56:19 GMT -5
POST DELETED BY MODERATOR
because moderator is still an idiot...
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Post by Firefly on Dec 19, 2009 13:58:09 GMT -5
Elphie...u already posted this one
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Post by elphie on Dec 19, 2009 14:03:16 GMT -5
NO EFFING WAY! NOT AGAIN!
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Post by Firefly on Dec 19, 2009 14:10:09 GMT -5
I'm not kidding. Remember my post: LOL GOTTA LUV THE BEE!!! ^_^ THAT'S HOW I'D REACT TOO!!!
I was referring to when he was like "eew"
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Post by elphie on Dec 19, 2009 14:12:13 GMT -5
CRAP ok, i'll post a new one. stick around for a couple minutes.
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Post by Firefly on Dec 19, 2009 14:13:00 GMT -5
wasn't planning on leaving, so ok ^_^
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Post by elphie on Dec 19, 2009 14:13:31 GMT -5
“You are making progress, Lord Megatron,” Starscream said reassuringly. “Soon you will be functional again.” “No thanks to you,” Megatron growled. He leaned heavily on his lieutenant’s arm. “Your feeble skills have nothing to do with my recovery.” “I drew the rod!” Starscream protested. “Not to mention that I am the one who got you back in one piece!” “The only reason I am alive is that Prime’s aim was off.” Megatron’s legs gave out and Starscream managed to catch him. “That’s enough. I must lie down.” Starscream helped him onto the surgery table. “Perhaps you should accede commanded to me until you have returned to your full strength. Optimus Prime will not escape with me in charge!” “Dream on, scrap heap. I would rather chew barbed wire than name you as leader of the Decepticons!” “Megatron, Laserbeak has returned,” Soundwave said as he entered the room. “Energy source has been located.” Megatron propped himself up on one elbow. “What is its nature?” Soundwave drew closer. “Oil and natural gas. Power: considerable. Access: easy.” “Marvelous, Soundwave,” Megatron praised. “Where is this source?” “Location: Alaska.” “Alaska?” Starscream repeated, incredulous. “But…it’s cold up there! It will ice our power relays!” “I think Elita One was right about you, Starscream,” Megatron told him coldly. “Your ball-bearings are exceptionally small.” He turned to Soundwave. “Send Ramjet, Thrust, and Dirge to collect data. I want to know everything about the place. And give Laserbeak an Energon cube as a reward.” “Yes, Leader,” Soundwave answered. “Consider it done.” “You’re giving that robot chicken an entire Energon cube?” Starscream demanded. “I, who saved your life, only get insults and reproach!” “That is because you are a moron, Starscream.” Exhausted, Megatron slumped down. “Thanks to Laserbeak, we now have a large source of energy. We will be able to defeat the Autobots at last!”
One month later….
Jack Dun pulled the down comforter over his head. The sled dogs were barking their heads off. “What time is it?” he grumbled. “Ugh.” His wife Barbara poked her head out from under the blankets to glance at the alarm clock. “f**k**g four am. What’s wrong with them?” “I don’t know, but they’re goin’ nuts,” Jack muttered. “Stupid dogs.” “Aren’t you going to go check?” Barbara asked, snuggling closer to him. “I’ll give ‘em a couple more minutes. If they don’t quiet down then I’ll go.” There was a series of ground-shaking thuds, and the dogs began to howl. Then there were voices—strange, tinny voices. “Soundwave, where are we?” “Location: one hundred miles north of Anchorage, Alaska.” “These miniature organics are highly annoying. Shall I terminate?” “Not now, Starscream. Save your energy.” Jack sat bolt upright and fumbled for his glasses on the nightstand. “Oh, my God! Barb, wake up! There’s someone outside!” “You’re kidding.” She sat up. “No one in their right minds would be out in this snowstorm before it’s light out!” “We are not far from the energy source,” the first voice said. “Prepare the Energon cubes. We will begin extraction immediately.” “These guys don’t sound very right-minded to me,” Jack commented as he scrambled to get dressed. “I’m gonna go find out what the hell they want.” “If they touch the dogs they’re dead,” Barbara growled. “What happens in the wilderness stays in the wilderness.” “I’m heading out.” Jack pulled on a pair of heavy snow boots. “Meet me out there with the sawed-off, okay?” He clomped out to the mudroom, grabbed his shotgun and loaded it with buckshot. That would stop almost anything trying to hurt his dogs. Shoving open the door, he trudged into the blizzard….and stopped short. Megatron glanced at him boredly. “Come to stop us, little insect?” Much to his credit, Jack stood his ground and cocked his shotgun. “I don’t care who you are or what you want; just leave me and the dogs alone.” Starscream cackled. “This one has nerve, Leader. We may be able to have some fun with him.” “We could,” Megatron mused. “Or he could call the authorities as soon as we leave, and the Autobots would be alerted. Better to kill him now than risk exposure.” “Shall I do it, or would you like the honors?” Starscream asked, surveying the trembling human. “I will,” Megatron said firmly. He addressed Jack. “You are braver than most of your kind, I will admit. However, you are a liability, and I have to kill you. If it makes you feel any better, we won’t kill your pets just yet. Good bye, insect.” The last thing Jack saw was a giant metal foot descending on him
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