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Post by Mike on Jun 29, 2009 19:07:13 GMT -5
A PLACE FOR JOKES DIRTY OR CLEAN....JUST NOT TO DIRTY....OR ELSE.....PANTS...!
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Post by elphie on Jun 30, 2009 13:53:39 GMT -5
Clean jokes? That'll take a while...
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Post by elphie on Jul 1, 2009 10:29:23 GMT -5
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Only when he's been drinking."
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Post by MyFriendKittKITT on Jul 2, 2009 5:33:29 GMT -5
*GIGGLE* and the hits just keep coming! That woman is Great! No pants here!
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Post by Cloris on Jul 2, 2009 11:58:39 GMT -5
haha
But, what is the "pants" means in here?
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Post by elphie on Jul 2, 2009 12:45:57 GMT -5
No idea.
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Post by Cloris on Jul 2, 2009 14:01:03 GMT -5
ugh...
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Post by myfriendkitt on Jul 2, 2009 17:23:03 GMT -5
This is the way I see it... If the joke is BAD as in "OMG! That is horrible" Then you have to walk around in pokaspotted pants. But if it's good... Then you get to wear your own...and not share in the embarrassment.
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Post by Mike on Jul 2, 2009 22:42:40 GMT -5
yup
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Post by Cloris on Jul 3, 2009 11:42:51 GMT -5
ummm...i think i understand, thanks
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Post by elphie on Jul 3, 2009 12:05:36 GMT -5
Good thing I don't OWN pokaspotted pants.
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Post by Rikku on Jul 3, 2009 12:23:14 GMT -5
what do starwars and Toilet paper have in common?
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Post by elphie on Jul 3, 2009 13:06:31 GMT -5
I think I've heard this one before, but I can't remember the answer.
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Post by Rikku on Jul 3, 2009 17:52:33 GMT -5
they fly around Uranus looking for Klingon's LOL
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Post by elphie on Jul 3, 2009 18:06:24 GMT -5
*falls off chair laughing* that is sooo gross!
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