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Post by Firefly on Aug 10, 2009 19:10:45 GMT -5
Thanks ^_^ I absolutely lovededed it!!!
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Post by catastian on Aug 17, 2009 18:29:56 GMT -5
cool... ^-^
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Post by Coffee is best with Friends on Aug 18, 2009 5:04:32 GMT -5
Thanks guys!
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Post by catastian on Aug 18, 2009 11:19:45 GMT -5
XD no problemo!
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Post by Mike on Sept 1, 2009 1:38:58 GMT -5
dear diary KILL LOIS
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Post by Coffee is best with Friends on Sept 1, 2009 4:38:03 GMT -5
? ? ? ? ?
Lois Lane?
Superman's Lois Lane???
Okay...I wasn't born blonde but sometimes I think I am related to them...
I don't get it?
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Post by Firefly on Sept 1, 2009 7:57:40 GMT -5
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Post by elphie on Sept 1, 2009 8:52:35 GMT -5
uh-oh....mike drunk-typed again!
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Post by elphie on Sept 1, 2009 9:08:16 GMT -5
Here, my friends, is a real-life joke: How I failed my driver's test.
I was wearing a crappy blue hoodie because it was cold out. Strike one The car I was tested in was my mom's, and new (used, but new to us). The seat doesn't go up and down, just forward and back. This is a problem because I am 5'2", and my mom is 5'8". Endless squabbling over seat positions He (sexist pig examiner) went around the car and had me test the lights and everything. The car won't let you turn on your headlights in the day time. Strike two so we back out of the diagonal parking place. I'm doing just fine, but taking it slow. I'd rather be cautious than dead. Strike three. I finally pulled into the road (downtown in a town of five hundred people, trust me, there's nothing coming) and made my way down the street. this adorable little squirrel pops out of the bushes with a walnut in his mouth. he sees the car and freezes. I slow way down, whispering, "Run, little guy, run!" Strikes four and five. so we drive around, and I'm doing just fine. then he asks me to pull into an alley and then back out of it. the alley in question is covered in ice. I point this out, and he says to do it anyway. Ok, whatever. D*ckwad. (I didn't say it.) I'm doing fine pulling out, taking it slow of course. Then the tires spin and we fishtail every so slightly. i say, "Oh, sh*t." The guy says, "What i need from YOU little lady, is to drive and NOT talk." Strikes five and six. by the time we get back to the DMV, I'm in fulll bipolar panic mode. I ask if he passed me, and he says, "Of course not." and I burst into tears.
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Post by Rikku on Sept 1, 2009 13:34:22 GMT -5
I think mike was imitating Stewie from family guy remember on how he wants to kill lois
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Post by elphie on Sept 1, 2009 13:58:58 GMT -5
oooh, you're right! Thanks!
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Post by Coffee is best with Friends on Sept 1, 2009 14:31:13 GMT -5
OMG! Elphie...wow...I loved it! "Run little guy Run." CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs* I can't believe he was sooo mean...my first driver's test was great...She was nice and I only failed on the backing up in a straight line...I was sooo nervous my hands were shaking and it was hard to concentrate on everything...but I passed. Now, I purposely back up everywhere...I practically never pull forward into a parking spot now. That was great, elphie...thanks for sharing!
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Post by Firefly on Sept 1, 2009 17:06:40 GMT -5
I cannot share a drivers test story, because i don't have one. ^_^
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Post by elphie on Sept 1, 2009 17:22:36 GMT -5
I can't paralell park to save my soul.
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Post by Firefly on Sept 1, 2009 17:40:10 GMT -5
Neither can I. ^_^
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